Thursday, September 23, 2010

Gianni Versace

Its my 7 month Birthday.

Hi Everyone Gianni Here

Today I am turning 7 months old. This picture was taken on the weekend when my daddy took me out for my morning poop. I am such a handsome boy and smart. I now have figured out how to get my daddy to give me treats. These are the rules that I follow.

A) I never have peed in the house- This gets me lots of treats
B) I never have pooped in the house-This gets me special treats and daddy is thrilled
C) I let daddy know when its time to go potty and he gives me treats.
D) I no longer chase other dogs this gets me a pat down and treats.
E) I never bark- Daddy gets me toys and goodies
F) I no longer eat Duck Geese Poop.This gets me special trips to the park and to the city
G) I no longer tear the plaster off the kitchen wall-this gets daddy a savings in his migraine meds
H) I give my daddy unconditional love and let him sleep all night- This gets me lots of treats and morning hugs
I) I am one lucky boy.

Love Gianni

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